Ok so I finished the Baseball stats, they are attached. Now I made
about 5 million mistakes while adding new categories and adjusting
formulas to accomodate and it's ceratainly possible that I didn't
catch them all so feel free to call me on anything that's off. Since
we only played one game you guys can look up the line scores in the
stats. Game notes are courtesy of Christos and as follows:

- Opening Day 2006
- New rules changes for the upcoming year include steals, except on
wild pitches, and bunting, although I'm not sure if that was agreed
upon by everyone
- First steal in league histoy goes to Tommy, a steal of second in the
first inning
- First steal of third was Frank in the third inning
- First caught stealing was Jimmy throwing Christos out in the 6th
inning, but he had stole two bases before that
- Afro Mike made his first appearance in a long time. Maybe it just
seems like a long time because time passes so slowly when he's not
around. He was funnier than usual.
- Jose Lopez couldn't find a pair of shorts to wear so instead he wore
a neon red aqua dynamic swimsuit
- As strange as it sounds, Christos hit Roger with a pitch that he
claims hit him on the top if his penis
- No home runs were hit
- There were only two extra base hits all game (both doubles)
- First appearance by a player named Butch
- Laura had multiple at bats for both teams
- Roger creepily said that Laura had a nice torso
- Nick bought drinks for us again
- It was more fun than painting easter eggs and going to Medieval Times