Slider's Wah Ki Ki defeated John B's Awesomepeople by the score of 36-16.

The combined 52 runs tied the league record for most runs scored by both teams in a game. Last year Strike First, Strike Hard, No Mercy defeated Just Around The Corner/Car Wreck 48-4. John B was the losing captain in both games. (Sorry John B.)

Despite the record tying offense, the game concluded with a top of the ninth consisting entirely of strikeouts.  

Matero collected 10 RBIs, tying Jose Lopez for the league record of most rib eye stakes in one game. Jose Lopez set the record on August 3, 2002 as a member of the Moley Molies.

We get it Joe, you're better than you were last year. 

The Wah Ki Ki name came from Cruzer. He shouted the jibberish when a Mangan pitch was close to hitting him. By his own admission Cruzer has previously uttered random syllables when perceiving himself to be in danger from a baseball with a mind of its own. 

Alvin hit the first home run of his life leading off in the 6th inning. With two outs he almost hit the second home run of his life, but it was caught on the warning track. 

After Roger swung and missed on a Sergio off-speed pitch, Mark the catcher appeared to be doubled over in pain. A concerned Roger asked if Mark was okay, to which Mark responded, "Yeah. I was just laughing at you." 

Mangan and Roger ruined the postgame "good game" handshakes when they savagely jumped up and down hugging each other because Johan Santana threw the first no-hitter in Mets history the night before.

WHICH WAS AWESOME OMG.

We had to switch from the field with a short left field porch to the field with the small right field between the seventh and eighth innings because some people actually have permits, or at least are convincing when they say they have a permit. 

"On a scale of 1-10 how old do you think those girls are?"

There was a human centipede home run celebration.  

Reese and Mark hit back to back home runs. Twice. Not as impressively, in the 7th inning Reese and Mark recorded back to back walks.

Kevin (1st) and Gabe (7th) crossed home plate twice in one inning. Roger scored two times in an inning twice (1st and 3rd).

Slider made two baserunning errors, one due to confusion on the league's ruling on if a runner is automatically awarded second base if a ball gets by the first baseman attempting to field an errant throw from a fielder (it's not!) and the other due to not the first thing.

Mangan requested the following statistic to be discovered: Teams with fewer players than their opponent are 29-24 lifetime.  

The Shoulders & Head Reverse Flake of the Week award goes to Alvin, who in response to Cruzer's joke in the email string that Alvin will just sign up on Friday like he always does never bothered to sign up at all, opting instead to just show up. During his home run trot Alvin's hair no doubt looked amazing underneath his cap.

Batting AB R H RBI BB K AVG Patrick Craig EH 5 2 3 0 1 0 .391 Top 1: Single vs. Adam Slider Top 2: Groundout (5-3) vs. Adam Slider Top 4: Single vs. Adam Slider Top 6: Double vs. Adam Slider Top 7: Flyout (F-8) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 8: Walk vs. Jay Chrzanowski Career Stats · Batting Game Log Sergio Herrera EH 6 3 5 0 0 0 .425 Top 1: Single vs. Adam Slider Top 3: Popout (P-6) vs. Adam Slider Top 4: Single vs. Adam Slider Top 6: Single vs. Adam Slider Top 7: Double vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 8: Single vs. Jay Chrzanowski Career Stats · Batting Game Log Reese Pereyra EH 4 4 2 7 1 0 .667 Top 1: Home Run vs. Adam Slider (3 RBI) Top 3: Reach on Error (E5) vs. Adam Slider Top 4: Sac Fly (F-8) vs. Adam Slider (1 RBI) Top 6: Home Run vs. Adam Slider (3 RBI) Top 7: Walk vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 8: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Jay Chrzanowski Career Stats · Batting Game Log Mark Rubin EH 5 3 2 2 1 1 .310 Top 1: Home Run vs. Adam Slider (1 RBI) Top 3: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Adam Slider Top 4: Flyout (F-7) vs. Adam Slider Top 6: Home Run vs. Adam Slider (1 RBI) Top 7: Walk vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 9: Strikeout vs. Jay Chrzanowski Career Stats · Batting Game Log John B. 6 1 1 0 0 3 .318 Top 1: Popout (P-5) vs. Adam Slider Top 3: Strikeout vs. Adam Slider Top 5: Reach on Error (E3) vs. Adam Slider Top 6: Single vs. Adam Slider Top 7: Strikeout vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 9: Strikeout vs. Jay Chrzanowski Career Stats · Batting Game Log HJ Kwon EH 6 1 2 5 0 1 .286 Top 1: Groundout (6-3) vs. Adam Slider Top 3: Home Run vs. Adam Slider (3 RBI) Top 5: Lineout (L-1) vs. Adam Slider Top 6: Groundout (5-3) vs. Adam Slider Top 7: Single vs. Jay Chrzanowski (2 RBI) Top 9: Strikeout vs. Jay Chrzanowski Career Stats · Batting Game Log Brian Mangan EH 4 0 1 0 1 1 .276 Top 1: Groundout (5-3) vs. Adam Slider Top 3: Single vs. Adam Slider Top 5: Walk vs. Adam Slider Top 6: Strikeout vs. Adam Slider Top 7: Lineout (L-6) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Career Stats · Batting Game Log Adam Goldstein EH 5 0 3 1 0 0 .429 Top 2: Flyout (F-7) vs. Adam Slider Top 3: Flyout (F-9) vs. Adam Slider Top 5: Single vs. Adam Slider Top 6: Double vs. Adam Slider (1 RBI) Top 8: Single vs. Jay Chrzanowski Career Stats · Batting Game Log Jose Cornier EH 4 0 1 0 0 2 .211 Top 2: Single vs. Adam Slider Top 4: Groundout (1-3) vs. Adam Slider Top 5: Strikeout vs. Adam Slider Top 6: Hit by Pitch vs. Adam Slider Top 8: Strikeout vs. Jay Chrzanowski Career Stats · Batting Game Log Alvin Law EH 5 2 3 1 0 0 .375 Top 2: Single vs. Adam Slider Top 4: Single vs. Adam Slider Top 6: Home Run vs. Adam Slider (1 RBI) Top 6: Flyout (F-9) vs. Adam Slider Top 8: Popout (P-6) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Career Stats · Batting Game Log Team Totals 50 16 23 16 4 8 .460 2B: Patrick Craig, Sergio Herrera, Adam Goldstein. HR: Reese Pereyra (2), Mark Rubin (2), HJ Kwon, Alvin Law. SF: Reese Pereyra. HBP: Jose Cornier. Team LOB: 14

Batting AB R H RBI BB K AVG Roger Cormier EH 6 6 3 3 2 0 .297 Bot 1: Reach on Error (E5) vs. John B. Bot 1: Double vs. John B. (1 RBI) Bot 3: Walk vs. John B. Bot 3: Double vs. John B. (2 RBI) Bot 4: Single vs. Jose Cornier Bot 6: Groundout (6-3) vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 7: Walk vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 7: Popout (P-6) vs. Sergio Herrera Career Stats · Batting Game Log Kevin Chau EH 7 5 5 6 1 0 .522 Bot 1: Reach on Error (E6) vs. John B. Bot 1: Single vs. John B. Bot 3: Popout (P-6) vs. John B. Bot 3: Single vs. John B. (2 RBI) Bot 4: Home Run vs. Jose Cornier (3 RBI) Bot 6: Double vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 7: Walk vs. Sergio Herrera (1 RBI) Bot 8: Single vs. Brian Mangan Career Stats · Batting Game Log Wilson De La Cruz EH 6 4 3 3 1 0 .407 Bot 1: Walk vs. John B. Bot 1: Double vs. John B. (1 RBI) Bot 3: Single vs. John B. Bot 3: Flyout (F-7) vs. John B. Bot 4: Hit by Pitch vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 6: Groundout (4-3) vs. Sergio Herrera (1 RBI) Bot 7: Single vs. Sergio Herrera (1 RBI) Bot 8: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Brian Mangan Career Stats · Batting Game Log Jay Chrzanowski EH 7 5 4 2 1 0 .346 Bot 1: Single vs. John B. (1 RBI) Bot 1: Groundout (5-3) vs. John B. Bot 3: Single vs. John B. Bot 4: Single vs. John B. Bot 4: Groundout (1-3) vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 6: Groundout (4-3) vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 7: Walk vs. Sergio Herrera (1 RBI) Bot 8: Single vs. Brian Mangan Career Stats · Batting Game Log Gabe Fox EH 8 5 6 4 0 0 .500 Bot 1: Single vs. John B. (2 RBI) Bot 2: Single vs. John B. Bot 3: Flyout (F-8) vs. John B. Bot 4: Single vs. John B. Bot 5: Flyout (F-7) vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 7: Single vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 7: Single vs. Sergio Herrera (1 RBI) Bot 8: Single vs. Brian Mangan (1 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Joe Materrorist EH 8 4 5 10 0 1 .486 Bot 1: Double vs. John B. (2 RBI) Bot 2: Strikeout vs. John B. Bot 3: Single vs. John B. (2 RBI) Bot 4: Home Run vs. John B. (3 RBI) Bot 5: Reach on Error (E5) vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 7: Home Run vs. Sergio Herrera (2 RBI) Bot 7: Single vs. Sergio Herrera (1 RBI) Bot 8: Groundout (3U) vs. Brian Mangan Career Stats · Batting Game Log Adam Slider 6 3 3 2 2 1 .458 Bot 1: Single vs. John B. (1 RBI) Bot 2: Single vs. John B. Bot 3: Single vs. John B. Bot 4: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Jose Cornier Bot 5: Strikeout vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 7: Walk vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 7: Walk vs. Sergio Herrera (1 RBI) Bot 8: Groundout (4-3) vs. Brian Mangan Career Stats · Batting Game Log Mike R. EH 6 2 3 4 1 0 .286 Bot 1: Groundout (6-3) vs. John B. Bot 2: Single vs. John B. (1 RBI) Bot 3: Single vs. John B. (2 RBI) Bot 4: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Jose Cornier Bot 5: Walk vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 7: Single vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 7: Groundout (5-3) vs. Sergio Herrera (1 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Brandon (Kevin) EH 5 2 0 0 1 1 .000 Bot 1: Groundout (1-3) vs. John B. Bot 2: Groundout (5-3) vs. John B. Bot 3: Walk vs. John B. Bot 4: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Jose Cornier Bot 5: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 7: Strikeout vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 7: Hit by Pitch vs. Sergio Herrera Career Stats · Batting Game Log Team Totals 59 36 32 34 9 3 .542 2B: Roger Cormier (2), Kevin Chau, Wilson De La Cruz, Joe Materrorist. HR: Kevin Chau, Joe Materrorist (2). HBP: Wilson De La Cruz, Brandon (Kevin). Team LOB: 10

Pitching IP H R ER BB K ERA John B. (L, 0-1) 3.0 20 21 15 3 1 28.80 Jose Cornier 0.2 2 3 0 0 0 0.00 Sergio Herrera 3.1 7 10 9 6 2 9.19 Brian Mangan 1.0 3 2 1 0 0 8.38 Team Totals 8.0 32 36 25 9 3 28.13 2B: John B. (4), Sergio Herrera. HR: John B., Jose Cornier, Sergio Herrera. HBP: Sergio Herrera (2).

Pitching IP H R ER BB K ERA Adam Slider (W, 1-0) 6.0 19 14 11 1 3 12.38 Jay Chrzanowski (SV, 1) 3.0 4 2 2 3 5 5.11 Team Totals 9.0 23 16 13 4 8 13.00 2B: Adam Slider (2), Jay Chrzanowski. HR: Adam Slider (6). HBP: Adam Slider.