- Mark asked Alvin to have sex with him just 
when everybody happened to be quiet, so everybody 
heard it.

- Mark thinks Davy should get a different, 
smaller strike zone because he's too good.

- Lot of ouchies: Dennis got hit in the elbow; 
Ben slid in an attempt to make a catch 
and was greeted by Joel's knee; 
Gabe did a Matero impression.

- Johan (spelled Yohan on the scorecard) showed up 
during the 5th inning, 
hit a 3 run homer in the 6th for his 1st at bat, 
and tripled in two runs in his other at bat 
in the 7th inning, scoring on the shortstop's 
error on the play.

- The football guys and the softball girls are assholes.

- There's a time and place.

- Mark got a haircut! But he refused to admit it.

- Sergio made the trip for nothing. 
Kevin made the trip just to give Roger and Gabe 
a much appreciated ride home.

- Rachel left Mangan for Kareem's grandfather 
because he, unlike Mangan, carries enough cash 
to actually afford a freakin' ice cream cone.

- We need to take Kareem out for his 21st birthday.

- There's a theory floating around that Uncle Nick 
was a figment of our collective imaginations.

Batting AB R H RBI BB K AVG Chris Coleman EH 4 0 0 0 1 2 .338 Top 1: Popout (P-5) vs. Dennis Cipriati Top 3: Strikeout vs. Dennis Cipriati Top 5: Groundout (5-3) vs. Dennis Cipriati Top 7: Strikeout vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 9: Walk vs. Jay Chrzanowski Career Stats · Batting Game Log Davy Andrews 4 1 1 1 1 0 .489 Top 1: Walk vs. Dennis Cipriati Top 3: Groundout (1-3) vs. Dennis Cipriati Top 5: Flyout (F-9) vs. Dennis Cipriati Top 8: Popout (P-6) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 9: Single vs. Jay Chrzanowski (1 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Ben Andrews EH 5 0 5 1 0 0 .750 Top 1: Single vs. Dennis Cipriati Top 3: Single vs. Dennis Cipriati Top 5: Double vs. Dennis Cipriati Top 8: Single vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 9: Single vs. Jay Chrzanowski (1 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Fausto Guzman EH 4 0 0 1 0 4 .300 Top 1: Sac Fly (F-7) vs. Dennis Cipriati (1 RBI) Top 3: Strikeout vs. Dennis Cipriati Top 5: Strikeout vs. Dennis Cipriati Top 8: Strikeout vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 9: Strikeout vs. Jay Chrzanowski Career Stats · Batting Game Log Adam Slider EH 4 0 0 0 1 0 .447 Top 1: Groundout (6-3) vs. Dennis Cipriati Top 4: Groundout (6-3) vs. Dennis Cipriati Top 6: Groundout (5-3) vs. Dennis Cipriati Top 8: Walk vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 9: Flyout (F-8) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Career Stats · Batting Game Log Kareem Husaini EH 4 1 3 0 0 1 .426 Top 2: Strikeout vs. Dennis Cipriati Top 4: Single vs. Dennis Cipriati Top 6: Triple vs. Dennis Cipriati Top 8: Single (8-1-4) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Career Stats · Batting Game Log Alvin Law EH 3 1 1 0 0 2 .222 Top 2: Hit by Pitch vs. Dennis Cipriati Top 4: Single vs. Dennis Cipriati Top 6: Strikeout vs. Dennis Cipriati Top 9: Strikeout vs. Jay Chrzanowski Career Stats · Batting Game Log Andres Vargas EH 4 1 2 2 0 2 .232 Top 2: Strikeout vs. Dennis Cipriati Top 4: Double vs. Dennis Cipriati (2 RBI) Top 6: Strikeout vs. Dennis Cipriati Top 9: Single vs. Jay Chrzanowski Career Stats · Batting Game Log Brian Mangan EH 3 1 1 0 1 2 .250 Top 2: Walk vs. Dennis Cipriati Top 4: Strikeout vs. Dennis Cipriati Top 7: Strikeout vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 9: Single vs. Jay Chrzanowski Career Stats · Batting Game Log Fernando Guerra EH 4 1 0 0 0 3 .275 Top 2: Strikeout vs. Dennis Cipriati Top 4: Strikeout vs. Dennis Cipriati Top 7: Strikeout vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 9: Reach on Error (E5) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Career Stats · Batting Game Log Team Totals 39 6 13 5 4 16 .333 2B: Ben Andrews, Andres Vargas. 3B: Kareem Husaini. SF: Fausto Guzman. HBP: Alvin Law. Team LOB: 12

Batting AB R H RBI BB K AVG Piro Espinal EH 5 1 1 0 0 1 .250 Bot 1: Groundout (6-3) vs. Davy Andrews Bot 3: Reach on Error (E4) vs. Davy Andrews Bot 5: Strikeout vs. Ben Andrews Bot 6: Groundout (5-3) vs. Ben Andrews Bot 8: Single vs. Brian Mangan Career Stats · Batting Game Log Jay Chrzanowski EH 5 1 2 0 0 1 .303 Bot 1: Groundout (1U) vs. Davy Andrews Bot 4: Triple vs. Davy Andrews Bot 5: Groundout (5-3) vs. Ben Andrews Bot 7: Strikeout vs. Kareem Husaini Bot 8: Single vs. Brian Mangan Career Stats · Batting Game Log Mark Rubin EH 3 2 2 2 1 1 .500 Bot 1: Strikeout vs. Davy Andrews Bot 4: Sac Fly (F-8) vs. Davy Andrews (1 RBI) Bot 6: Walk vs. Ben Andrews Bot 7: Single vs. Kareem Husaini Bot 8: Single vs. Brian Mangan (1 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Mike Fusilli EH 4 2 2 0 1 1 .355 Bot 2: Groundout (1-3) vs. Davy Andrews Bot 4: Single vs. Davy Andrews Bot 6: Single vs. Ben Andrews Bot 7: Walk vs. Kareem Husaini Bot 8: Strikeout vs. Brian Mangan Career Stats · Batting Game Log Mike Kaplan EH 4 0 0 0 0 2 .321 Bot 2: Groundout (1-3) vs. Davy Andrews Bot 4: Strikeout vs. Davy Andrews Bot 6: Strikeout vs. Ben Andrews Bot 7: Flyout (F-8) vs. Kareem Husaini Career Stats · Batting Game Log Johan Guzman EH 2 2 2 5 0 0 .324 Bot 6: Home Run vs. Ben Andrews (3 RBI) Bot 7: Triple vs. Kareem Husaini (2 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log John B. EH 4 0 0 0 0 2 .273 Bot 2: Strikeout vs. Davy Andrews Bot 4: Popout (P-1) vs. Davy Andrews Bot 6: Strikeout vs. Ben Andrews Bot 7: Groundout (6-3) vs. Kareem Husaini Career Stats · Batting Game Log Dennis Cipriati 0 1 0 0 2 0 .368 Bot 3: Walk vs. Davy Andrews Bot 5: Walk vs. Ben Andrews Bot 6: Hit by Pitch vs. Ben Andrews Career Stats · Batting Game Log Gabe Edelman EH 2 1 0 0 2 1 .281 Bot 3: Strikeout vs. Davy Andrews Bot 5: Walk vs. Ben Andrews Bot 6: Walk vs. Ben Andrews Bot 8: Reach on Error (E4) vs. Brian Mangan Career Stats · Batting Game Log Roger Cormier EH 4 0 1 2 0 1 .185 Bot 3: Groundout (5-3) vs. Davy Andrews Bot 5: Strikeout vs. Ben Andrews Bot 6: Triple vs. Ben Andrews (2 RBI) Bot 8: Flyout (F-8) vs. Brian Mangan Career Stats · Batting Game Log Team Totals 33 10 10 9 6 10 .303 3B: Jay Chrzanowski, Johan Guzman, Roger Cormier. HR: Johan Guzman. SF: Mark Rubin. HBP: Dennis Cipriati. Team LOB: 7

Pitching IP H R ER BB K ERA Davy Andrews 4.0 2 1 1 1 4 2.61 Ben Andrews (L, 0-1) 2.0 3 5 5 4 4 22.50 Kareem Husaini 1.0 2 3 2 1 1 7.36 Brian Mangan 1.0 3 1 1 0 1 4.40 Team Totals 8.0 10 10 9 6 10 10.13 3B: Davy Andrews, Ben Andrews, Kareem Husaini. HR: Ben Andrews. HBP: Ben Andrews.

Pitching IP H R ER BB K ERA Dennis Cipriati (W, 1-2) 6.0 7 3 3 2 10 3.93 Jay Chrzanowski (SV, 1) 3.0 6 3 0 2 6 3.77 Team Totals 9.0 13 6 3 4 16 3.00 2B: Dennis Cipriati (2). 3B: Dennis Cipriati. HBP: Dennis Cipriati.