Captain Log
Captain Record: 4-2 (.667)
| #17 | 07/23/2016 | Bonehead Skullfuckers | 16 | @ | Butthole Bandits III (L) | 4 | |
| #15 | 07/09/2016 | Ruben Sr | 4 | @ | Butthole Bandits II (W) | 12 | |
| #11 | 06/11/2016 | Butthole Bandits (W) | 9 | @ | Civil Servants | 8 | |
| #8 | 05/21/2016 | Better Coverage than AT&T and Verizon | 7 | @ | Jacob's Team of Winners (W) | 16 | |
| #7 | 05/14/2016 | Johan When He Comes | 8 | @ | Fausto When He Comes (W) | 10 |
2015
| CCD | 09/05/2015 | Thomas | 9 | @ | Jacob (L) | 1 | |
| #24 | 08/08/2015 | Are You Tired? (L) | 3 | @ | I Don't Get Tired | 11 |