Christos' team's 18-0 lead after two and a half innings of play lead them to a 22-8 victory. The early lead brought back memories of the 48-4 game

BUT, his team was outscored 11-4 after the 3rd inning, so...yeah.

Team captain Christos, moments after drafting his team and reminding one of the players he drafted that he has to leave early: "I probably shouldn't have been captain today."

Alvin pitched for the first time ever. After literally not throwing a strike in a single warm-up pitch, he managed to get out of the 9th inning only allowing two unearned runs. He did admit immediately afterward that pitching was more difficult than he thought.

Alvin kept singing the same five seconds of Walk the Moon's new single "Different Colors" over and over again, incorrectly. While the newbie pitcher intoned "ooh wee ooh wee ooh," Kevin insists that it goes ????ooh wee ooh wee oh????. 

After the loss, Mike had to deal with a twig somehow getting wedged within his shoelaces, from which the legend of "Twigshoe Fusilli" was born.

Roger underhanded a few throws back to the pitcher and it went about as well as it does when he overhands it.

Wilson practically begged everyone not to talk about him at Wendy's because he couldn't come to Wendy's after the game and believed that everybody who doesn't go to Wendy's despite playing that afternoon's game. It....worked actually for the most part.

Kareem tried to avoid a pitch that was headed at his face and he fell to the ground, but the ball hit his bat behind his head and he grounded out to the catcher.

Slider's friend Josh almost killed Sergio with a line drive that went off Sergio's shin.  My friend was then promptly thrown out at first base.  This appears to be a theme.

-Wilson hit a fly ball to the right field line (which Piro would've caught easily if he was playing), Kareem who was playing RF for the opposing team due to early departures, slowly ran to the ball and turned Wilson's 1B/2B into a 3B.

-Kareem then proceeded to throw out his own teammate Josh.0 (Slider's friend) at first base after he hit a ball that landed in right field, helping Alvin out in the 9th inning

-Kareem packed up and left in record time after the game ended, noticed by Mike

-Scumbag Wilson kept singing and whispering ?Scumbag ump, scumbag ump? while umping behind the catchers, and lived up to his singing prophecy by squeezing the pitchers

-"I need a new umpire!" -Sergio, again

Thomas made his Wendy's debut.

Batting AB R H RBI BB K AVG Alvin Law C-P 7 2 1 1 0 1 .306 Top 1: Single vs. Dave Siso Top 1: Groundout (1-3) vs. Dave Siso Top 2: Flyout (F-8) vs. Dave Siso Top 3: Hit by Pitch vs. Thomas Meade (1 RBI) Top 5: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Thomas Meade Top 6: Flyout (F-6) vs. Thomas Meade Top 8: Strikeout vs. Thomas Meade Top 9: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Thomas Meade Career Stats · Batting Game Log Roger Cormier EH-RF-LF-C 6 2 0 0 1 3 .333 Top 1: Walk vs. Dave Siso Top 2: Strikeout vs. Dave Siso Top 3: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Thomas Meade Top 3: Reach on Error (E5) vs. Thomas Meade Top 5: Strikeout vs. Thomas Meade Top 6: Flyout (F-4) vs. Thomas Meade Top 8: Strikeout vs. Thomas Meade Career Stats · Batting Game Log Kevin Chau P-CF 7 3 6 1 0 0 .400 Top 1: Single vs. Dave Siso Top 2: Double vs. Dave Siso Top 3: Single vs. Thomas Meade Top 3: Single vs. Thomas Meade (1 RBI) Top 5: Single vs. Thomas Meade Top 7: Groundout (3-4) vs. Thomas Meade Top 8: Single vs. Thomas Meade Career Stats · Batting Game Log Davy Andrews 3B-CF-SS-LF 6 4 4 4 1 0 .554 Top 1: Single vs. Dave Siso (1 RBI) Top 2: Double vs. Dave Siso (1 RBI) Top 3: Single vs. Thomas Meade (1 RBI) Top 3: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Thomas Meade Top 5: Single vs. Thomas Meade (1 RBI) Top 7: Walk vs. Thomas Meade Top 8: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Thomas Meade Career Stats · Batting Game Log Fausto Guzman LF-3B 5 2 2 1 1 1 .417 Top 1: Walk vs. Dave Siso Top 2: Double vs. Dave Siso (1 RBI) Top 3: Strikeout vs. Thomas Meade Top 4: Flyout (F-6) vs. Thomas Meade Top 5: Flyout (F-7) vs. Thomas Meade Top 7: Single vs. Thomas Meade Career Stats · Batting Game Log Ariel (Fausto) 2B-3B-LF 4 3 1 1 1 1 .438 Top 1: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Dave Siso (1 RBI) Top 2: Hit by Pitch vs. Dave Siso Top 3: Strikeout vs. Thomas Meade Top 4: Single vs. Thomas Meade Top 6: Walk vs. Thomas Meade Top 7: Reach on Error (E3) vs. Thomas Meade Career Stats · Batting Game Log Mike Kaplan RF-2B-1B 5 2 2 2 2 1 .304 Top 1: Single vs. Dave Siso (1 RBI) Top 2: Single vs. Dave Siso (1 RBI) Top 3: Walk vs. Thomas Meade Top 4: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Thomas Meade Top 6: Walk vs. Thomas Meade Top 7: Strikeout vs. Thomas Meade Top 9: Flyout (F-9) vs. Thomas Meade Career Stats · Batting Game Log Sergio Herrera SS-P 6 1 3 3 1 0 .308 Top 1: Double vs. Dave Siso (1 RBI) Top 2: Flyout (F-9) vs. Dave Siso Top 3: Single vs. Thomas Meade (2 RBI) Top 4: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Thomas Meade Top 6: Walk vs. Thomas Meade Top 7: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Thomas Meade Top 9: Single vs. Thomas Meade Career Stats · Batting Game Log Adrian Vargas 1B-2B-3B 7 1 3 1 0 1 .455 Top 1: Strikeout vs. Dave Siso Top 2: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Dave Siso Top 3: Single vs. Thomas Meade (1 RBI) Top 5: Single vs. Thomas Meade Top 6: Flyout (F-9) vs. Thomas Meade Top 8: Single vs. Thomas Meade Top 9: Flyout (F-8) vs. Thomas Meade Career Stats · Batting Game Log Christos Plakas CF 2 2 2 0 2 0 .327 Top 1: Walk vs. Dave Siso Top 2: Walk vs. Dave Siso Top 3: Single vs. Thomas Meade Top 5: Single vs. Thomas Meade Career Stats · Batting Game Log Team Totals 55 22 24 14 9 8 .436 2B: Kevin Chau, Davy Andrews, Fausto Guzman, Sergio Herrera. HBP: Alvin Law, Ariel (Fausto). Team LOB: 17

Batting AB R H RBI BB K AVG Dave Siso P-LF-SS 4 0 3 2 2 0 .533 Bot 1: Single vs. Kevin Chau Bot 3: Flyout (F-9) vs. Kevin Chau Bot 5: Single vs. Kevin Chau Bot 6: Single vs. Sergio Herrera (1 RBI) Bot 8: Walk vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 9: Walk vs. Alvin Law (1 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Chris Coleman 3B 5 0 0 0 1 0 .327 Bot 1: Groundout (6-3) vs. Kevin Chau Bot 4: Groundout (5-3) vs. Kevin Chau Bot 5: Flyout (F-9) vs. Kevin Chau Bot 7: Flyout (F-8) vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 8: Walk vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 9: Flyout (F-8) vs. Alvin Law Career Stats · Batting Game Log Johan Guzman SS 4 1 2 0 0 2 .431 Bot 1: Strikeout vs. Kevin Chau Bot 4: Single vs. Kevin Chau Bot 5: Single vs. Kevin Chau Bot 7: Strikeout vs. Sergio Herrera Career Stats · Batting Game Log Kareem Husaini CF 3 2 1 0 1 1 .305 Bot 1: Groundout (2-3) vs. Kevin Chau Bot 4: Walk vs. Kevin Chau Bot 5: Hit by Pitch vs. Kevin Chau Bot 7: Triple vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 8: Strikeout vs. Sergio Herrera Career Stats · Batting Game Log Adam Slider 2B-C 5 3 3 2 0 0 .538 Bot 2: Single vs. Kevin Chau Bot 4: Single vs. Kevin Chau (1 RBI) Bot 5: Groundout (4-3) vs. Kevin Chau Bot 7: Double vs. Sergio Herrera (1 RBI) Bot 9: Reach on Error (E5) vs. Alvin Law Career Stats · Batting Game Log Mike Fusilli C-1B-LF 5 3 4 2 0 1 .419 Bot 2: Strikeout vs. Kevin Chau Bot 4: Single vs. Kevin Chau (1 RBI) Bot 6: Single vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 7: Single vs. Sergio Herrera (1 RBI) Bot 9: Single vs. Alvin Law Career Stats · Batting Game Log Wilson De La Cruz RF-1B-2B 3 1 1 1 2 0 .111 Bot 2: Flyout (F-1) vs. Kevin Chau Bot 4: Walk vs. Kevin Chau Bot 6: Walk vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 7: Triple vs. Sergio Herrera (1 RBI) Bot 9: (E3) vs. Alvin Law Bot 9: Flyout (F-3) vs. Alvin Law Career Stats · Batting Game Log Andres Vargas LF-RF 4 0 0 1 1 2 .183 Bot 2: Strikeout vs. Kevin Chau Bot 4: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Kevin Chau (1 RBI) Bot 6: Groundout (4-3) vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 7: Strikeout vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 9: Walk vs. Alvin Law Career Stats · Batting Game Log Josh (Slider) 1B-2B 5 0 0 2 0 2 .000 Bot 3: Strikeout vs. Kevin Chau Bot 4: Strikeout vs. Kevin Chau Bot 6: Groundout (1-3) vs. Sergio Herrera (1 RBI) Bot 8: Flyout (F-6) vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 9: Groundout (9-3) vs. Alvin Law (1 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Thomas Meade EH-P 3 0 0 0 2 1 .219 Bot 3: Strikeout vs. Kevin Chau Bot 5: Reach on Error (E5) vs. Kevin Chau Bot 6: Walk vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 8: Flyout (F-6) vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 9: Walk vs. Alvin Law Career Stats · Batting Game Log Team Totals 41 10 14 10 9 9 .341 2B: Adam Slider. 3B: Kareem Husaini, Wilson De La Cruz. HBP: Kareem Husaini. Team LOB: 14

Pitching IP H R ER BB K ERA Kevin Chau (W, 3-0) 5.0 7 3 3 2 6 5.06 Sergio Herrera 3.0 6 5 5 4 3 7.62 Alvin Law 1.0 1 2 0 3 0 0.00 Team Totals 9.0 14 10 8 9 9 8.00 2B: Sergio Herrera. 3B: Sergio Herrera (2). HBP: Kevin Chau.

Pitching IP H R ER BB K ERA Dave Siso (L, 0-1) 2.0 9 10 8 4 2 36.00 Thomas Meade 7.0 15 12 1 5 6 3.91 Team Totals 9.0 24 22 9 9 8 9.00 2B: Dave Siso (4). HBP: Dave Siso, Thomas Meade.

Fielding POS INN PO A E DPT Alvin Law P 1 0 0 0 0 Kevin Chau P 5 1 0 0 0 Sergio Herrera P 3 0 1 0 0 Alvin Law C 8 0 1 0 0 Roger Cormier C 1 0 0 0 0 Adrian Vargas 1B 3 2 0 0 0 Mike Kaplan 1B 5 6 0 1 0 Adrian Vargas 2B 2 1 2 0 0 Ariel (Fausto) 2B 3 1 0 0 0 Mike Kaplan 2B 2 0 0 0 0 Adrian Vargas 3B 3 0 0 1 0 Ariel (Fausto) 3B 1 0 0 1 0 Davy Andrews 3B 4 0 1 0 0 Fausto Guzman 3B 1 0 0 0 0 Davy Andrews SS 3 3 0 0 0 Sergio Herrera SS 6 0 2 0 0 Ariel (Fausto) LF 1 0 1 0 0 Davy Andrews LF 1 0 0 0 0 Fausto Guzman LF 5 0 0 1 0 Roger Cormier LF 2 0 0 0 0 Christos Plakas CF 4 0 0 0 0 Davy Andrews CF 1 0 0 0 0 Kevin Chau CF 4 2 0 0 0 Kareem Husaini (courtesy) RF 2 0 1 0 0 Mike Kaplan RF 1 0 0 0 0 Roger Cormier RF 5 2 1 0 0 Team Totals   77 18 10 4 0

Fielding POS INN PO A E DPT Dave Siso P 2 0 1 1 0 Thomas Meade P 7 0 0 0 0 Adam Slider C 4 0 0 0 0 Mike Fusilli C 5 0 0 0 0 Josh (Slider) 1B 4 0 0 1 0 Mike Fusilli 1B 1 0 1 1 0 Wilson De La Cruz 1B 4 1 0 0 0 Adam Slider 2B 4 3 1 0 0 Josh (Slider) 2B 2 1 0 0 0 Wilson De La Cruz 2B 3 2 1 0 0 Chris Coleman 3B 9 3 3 1 0 Dave Siso SS 2 0 1 0 0 Johan Guzman SS 7 3 4 3 0 Andres Vargas LF 2 0 0 0 0 Dave Siso LF 5 1 1 1 0 Mike Fusilli LF 2 0 0 0 0 Kareem Husaini CF 9 2 0 0 0 Andres Vargas RF 7 2 0 0 0 Wilson De La Cruz RF 1 1 0 1 0 Team Totals   80 19 13 9 0