-In the 4th inning, Mark, the Cuns captain, playing for Peckers at shortstop, made a costly error opening the floodgates. We'd find that very fishy but don't think Mark would actually sink to that low. Or would he????
-Christos wore a moustache. Several jokes were made.
-Christos is MVP of the Ron Jeremy Fan Club Baseball League
-I don't know how they do things in the pedophilia baseball league, but Christos cant hold the bat the entire time he runs to first.
-Christos kept insisting we take a moustache ride. He was declined every single time.
-Alvin had a career high 4 hits.
-Alvin misses Tom a lot.
-We went to Arby's. The bell was rung three times.
-Sam Stavis had a terriffic return. He may come back again!
-Chris had a 14:1 K:BB ratio? That's psychotic in real life, let alone our ridiculous league.
-Roger forgot to mention that he was the one who told me to play shortstop, knowing full well that there's a very good reason I stick to first base.
-He also forgot to mention that in the very next inning I made a clean grab on Cohen's grounder down the first base line. To which Cohen screamed "oh NOW you field it." Or something similarly douchebaggy.
-also, it was funnier when Mark made another clean play for his team and a few of us flat out booed his ass.
-Christos didnt have a 14:1 k/bb ratio, Christos and his moustache did. And technically it was a 14:1:1 k/bb/hbp ratio. He probably hit me in the 9th because he was telling me a Medieval Times joke as he threw the pitch.
-Alvin had 2 hits in the same inning!
-Also, little leaguers were playing in field #2, Alejandro had to go over there a few times to get Mike's super foul balls.
One actually went on to their infield and Ale had to grab it while they had a ball in play, it was hilarious.
-An awesome pug puppy went on the field and was molested by my team on the bench. Except for Christos and his stache.
-Sepulveda managed to hit not 1, not 2, but 3 balls straight up and were stuck on the fence. Only 2 were retrieved.