Things to Remember When Screaming at Sergio:
-JUSTIN made the catch of the year in the 2nd inning. Running toward the left-centerfield gap, he dove and nabbed the fly ball, robbing Alejandro of a hit and rbi. Reverse Flakes immediately forfeited the rest of the game.
-Apparently, Like A Bitch scored four (4) runs in the 7th inning (Dan, Roger, Jay, Mike), so Jay doesn't get credit for his 2nd game-winning rbi of the year.
-On that note, JUSTIN had the real game-winning rbi in the 7th inning when he drove in Mike with a double to left. Baller ass day by Like A Bitch's left fielder.
-Reverse Flake's 1 through 4 hitters combined to go 9-for-18 with 6 runs and 5 rbi. The rest combined to go 2-for-21 with one run scored.
-Alvin quietly had an excellent day, reaching base five times and smoking a half pack of cigs next to the 3rd base line. In the top of the 8th, he somehow scored on a foul ball that was hit into foul territory and landed in foul territory and oh yeah it was foul.
-Whereas the Benny Rule can only be applied when an entire team acts in unison, the newly created Harris Rule can be applied when Harris is the lone conspirator.
-Alejandro pulled off the rarely seen reverse flake, adamantly declaring that he would not play this week, requesting his removal from the e-mail string but showing up anyway.
-In lieu of the 7th inning stretch, we had the 6th inning Mike-goes-on-a-rant. Mike was umping like a bitch while Sergio, like a bitch, had a 3-1 count on Wilson (who was batting like a bitch). The next pitch was caught like a bitch by CJ and may or may not have been a strike. Mike (remember, he was umping like a bitch) called it a ball. Sergio questioned the call like a bitch and Mike questioned Sergio's temerity like a bitch. Wilson remained in the batter's box like a bitch while Mike walked away, bickering with Sergio like a bitch. Sergio then did the right thing like a bitch and let Wilson go to first. Sergio responded like a bitch and got the next three hitters out. Wilson was stranded on first like a bitch.
-Following the dispute, Mike asked that he be removed from the e-mail string.
-Also in the 7th, CJ was hit in the nuts by a foul tip from Chun. Scott, watching a butterfly in the distance, said "oh yeah, he's fine."
-CJ loudly had an excellent game, reaching base 5 times. He's good.
-There were no hit batsmen in this game. Harris must have kept his hands out of the strike zone.
-We kid because we love, Harris.
-This game marked the debut of Vaughn (brother of Mo and Greg, cousin of Rick) and Dan, Scott's brother-in-law and doppelganger of Daniel Murphy.
-Frank Paglia, of the Fightin' Paglias, returned to play with us. He had to leave early, however, to see a veterinarian about his sick pythons.
-Mark/Crary had a rough game in the field, allowing a ball to go over his head in left and letting another one go by at first base. CJ didn't yell at him, however, so he didn't immediately improve. There's still time, Mark.
-Chun arrived in the 5th to replace David. He was slotted into the 8th spot, the highest he's ever hit in the order all year. Someone should tell him that we always start promptly between 1pm and whenever.
-Alejandro left the game in the 7th inning and his team was winning 5-4. Heartbroken, they went on to lose 9-7.
-In case you were wondering about the people on the home team's bench: they were Jose's girlfriend Vanessa, her roommate Justine, his sister Arelys and her boyfriend Vaughn. What the hell, you assholes don't know how to introduce yourself to our fans? Fuck y'alles, I ain't doing these notes anymore!!
-At Wendy's, the following topics were discussed:
* Our respective fantasy leagues/teams in which fake people are conjured in order to fleece their team. Also, Mike wants people to participate in the Peck fantasy league.
* Harris and Mike claimed to apologize to Sergio for things. Sergio was all "Wtf? Y'alles ain't apologize for shit." The rest of us were all "lol."
* Mike noted how Harris gets away with a lot with regard to things applicable under the Harris Rule and people nod approvingly but, when similar things are done/argued by Mike, people say "haha Mike you crazy, now shut the fuck up." After a pause for reflection, the rest of us laughed and said he was crazy.
* CJ, that paragon of credible authority, was found to be a fraud in that he makes assertive judgments on questionable calls and everyone says "ok, must be the right call" only to later reveal "haha, yeah that was totally a bullshit call you guys." Obviously, only Kevin can be trusted.
