Things to note while watching Mark catch anything hit by Mike.

-Stats—All of the Stats held Hours Between AB’s scoreless through 7+ innings until Mike plated Alejandro with an rbi single in the bottom of the 8th.

-It was the longest scoreless streak to begin a game since 2005 when Fuck Marist, co-captained by Christos/Kevin/Wilson defeated Marist College by a score of 15-0 . The only members of Fuck Marist to play in this game were Wilson and CJ.

-Scientists say that dinosaurs ceased to roam the planet over 65 million years ago. False. On Saturday, BrontoMark roamed most of Cunningham Park, robbing Mike with two spectacular running catches.

-The game started at roughly 12:30pm. The bottom of the 5th ended at roughly 2:30pm. Members of SAotS had come to the plate 6 times. Most of HBAB’s had only had two at-bats, more than an hour apart.

-Thomas played! However, there was no squash, bro.

-Reigning captain Mark challenged and subsequently wrecked Matero.

-The ball was hit to SAotS third baseman Rizzi 9 times; he recorded 3 putouts, 5 assists (including a double play) and one error. 

-Johan had 3 bases-loaded walks, scoring Wilson each time.

-This game marked the return of Akaash and Naijia, both playing their first game since 2009.

-In the top of the 9th, CJ hit lefty for the first(?) time. He grounded out to the pitcher. 

-This was only our 2nd game at Cunningham this season after several weeks at Peck. 

-Brian "Staturday" Mangan hit zero homeruns this week. Everyone had zero homeruns this week.

-Sorry Mike.

-This game marked the debut of Johan and Naijia’s luxurious-as-fuck hair.

-Naijia was the only player to not make an out at the plate all day. That said, he was hilariously picked off in the 7th.

-SAotS’s 10-run inning featured zero (0) walks…but nine hits and four errors.

-Wilson scored in each of his first 6 plate appearances.

-Pete, Matero’s cyborg friend, was inexplicably not picked by Matero. Rule #1 of Cyborg Baseball: You ALWAYS pick the cyborg.

-Matero has had an RBI in every game this season.

-Roger is on the 15-day DL retroactive to when he started being a bitch.

Notes courtesy of Alvin:

-Two guys were picked off on the bases. Both were at 2nd base. Both were Asian (Alvin & Naijia). Both were really embarrassing.

-Mike is still winless on the season.

-Sorry Mike.

-Some notes courtesy of Mark:

- The "Brian Mangan (wtf) Player of the Game" Award goes to Wilson Ramirez for pitching a complete game and only surrendering three runs, and also scoring…7 runs as a hitter, Ichiro-style.

-Runner up for said award goes to Pete (Last Name Withheld) for hitting a game-changing [bases-loaded triple] early on and making some awesome plays in CF. Bonus points awarded for being friends with Matero and not being drafted by Matero.

-I thought my team played great all around, especially on defense,
and it was a superb effort from top to bottom.

- Sorry, Mike.

-Mark’s thought process on the first ball Mike hit to him: "Oh, Mike hit that hard, I should run...Wait, I think I might have a shot at this... Ohgoddon'tdropitusetwohandsyes!”

-On the second ball he hit to him: "Oh, Mike hit it foul, I'll give it a look... Wait, I might have a shot at that... Put your glove out... OHGODFENCE”

- Sorry, Mike.

Batting AB R H RBI BB K AVG Rob Rizzi EH 9 4 5 3 0 1 .391 Top 1: Single vs. Brian Mangan Top 2: Strikeout vs. Brian Mangan Top 3: Single vs. Brian Mangan Top 4: Single vs. Akaash Mehta Top 5: Groundout (5-3) vs. Alejandro Sierra Top 5: Single vs. Alejandro Sierra (1 RBI) Top 6: Flyout (F-8) vs. Alejandro Sierra Top 7: Groundout (6-3) vs. Alejandro Sierra Top 8: Double vs. Alejandro Sierra (2 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Wilson De La Cruz 8 7 5 1 1 0 .452 Top 1: Single vs. Brian Mangan Top 2: Single vs. Brian Mangan Top 3: Reach on Error (E9) vs. Brian Mangan Top 4: Walk vs. Akaash Mehta Top 5: Single vs. Alejandro Sierra Top 5: Single vs. Alejandro Sierra (1 RBI) Top 6: Reach on Error (E4) vs. Alejandro Sierra Top 8: Single vs. Alejandro Sierra Top 8: Groundout (1-3) vs. Alejandro Sierra Career Stats · Batting Game Log CJ Medina EH 6 6 3 2 3 0 .500 Top 1: Walk vs. Brian Mangan Top 2: Flyout (F-8) vs. Brian Mangan Top 3: Single vs. Brian Mangan (1 RBI) Top 4: Walk vs. Akaash Mehta Top 5: Single vs. Alejandro Sierra Top 5: Single vs. Alejandro Sierra (1 RBI) Top 6: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Alejandro Sierra Top 8: Walk vs. Alejandro Sierra Top 9: Groundout (1-3) vs. Alejandro Sierra Career Stats · Batting Game Log Pete (Materrorist) EH 7 3 2 6 0 2 .286 Top 1: Sac Fly (F-8) vs. Brian Mangan (1 RBI) Top 2: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Brian Mangan Top 3: Home Run vs. Brian Mangan (4 RBI) Top 4: Sac Fly (F-8) vs. Akaash Mehta (1 RBI) Top 5: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Alejandro Sierra (1 RBI) Top 5: Reach on Error (E3) vs. Alejandro Sierra Top 7: Triple vs. Alejandro Sierra Top 8: Strikeout vs. Alejandro Sierra Top 9: Strikeout vs. Alejandro Sierra Career Stats · Batting Game Log Mark Rubin EH 6 5 4 3 3 0 .395 Top 1: Single vs. Brian Mangan (1 RBI) Top 2: Walk vs. Brian Mangan Top 3: Double vs. Brian Mangan Top 4: Walk vs. Akaash Mehta Top 5: Single vs. Alejandro Sierra Top 5: Single vs. Alejandro Sierra (1 RBI) Top 7: Reach on Error (E3) vs. Alejandro Sierra (1 RBI) Top 8: Walk vs. Alejandro Sierra Top 9: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Alejandro Sierra Career Stats · Batting Game Log Johan Gonzalez EH 4 2 1 4 4 0 .250 Top 1: Reach on Error (E5) vs. Brian Mangan Top 2: Walk vs. Brian Mangan (1 RBI) Top 3: Groundout (1-3) vs. Brian Mangan Top 4: Walk vs. Akaash Mehta (1 RBI) Top 5: Single vs. Alejandro Sierra (1 RBI) Top 5: Popout (P-5) vs. Alejandro Sierra Top 7: Walk vs. Alejandro Sierra Top 8: Walk vs. Alejandro Sierra (1 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Alvin Law EH 7 2 4 4 1 1 .417 Top 1: Lineout (L-1) vs. Brian Mangan Top 2: Strikeout vs. Brian Mangan Top 3: Reach on Error (E5) vs. Brian Mangan Top 4: Single vs. Akaash Mehta (2 RBI) Top 5: Single vs. Alejandro Sierra (1 RBI) Top 6: Single vs. Alejandro Sierra Top 7: Walk vs. Alejandro Sierra Top 8: Single vs. Alejandro Sierra (1 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Carlos (CJ) EH 5 1 1 0 1 4 .200 Top 1: Hit by Pitch vs. Brian Mangan Top 3: Single vs. Brian Mangan Top 3: Walk vs. Brian Mangan Top 4: Hit by Pitch vs. Akaash Mehta Top 5: Strikeout vs. Alejandro Sierra Top 6: Strikeout vs. Alejandro Sierra Top 7: Strikeout vs. Alejandro Sierra Top 8: Strikeout vs. Alejandro Sierra Career Stats · Batting Game Log Thomas Meade EH 7 2 3 4 0 1 .242 Top 1: Strikeout vs. Brian Mangan Top 3: Popout (P-3) vs. Brian Mangan Top 3: Groundout (6-3) vs. Brian Mangan Top 4: Popout (P-5) vs. Alejandro Sierra Top 5: Single vs. Alejandro Sierra (1 RBI) Top 6: Single vs. Alejandro Sierra Top 7: Sac Fly (F-8) vs. Alejandro Sierra (1 RBI) Top 8: Single vs. Alejandro Sierra (2 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Team Totals 59 32 28 27 13 9 .475 2B: Rob Rizzi, Mark Rubin. 3B: Pete (Materrorist). HR: Pete (Materrorist). SF: Pete (Materrorist) (2), Thomas Meade. HBP: Carlos (CJ) (2). Team LOB: 18

Batting AB R H RBI BB K AVG Chris Coleman EH 4 0 0 0 1 0 .222 Bot 1: Groundout (5-3) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Bot 3: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Wilson De La Cruz Bot 5: Walk vs. Wilson De La Cruz Bot 7: Groundout (5-3) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Bot 8: Flyout (F-8) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log Alejandro Sierra EH 5 1 3 0 0 0 .500 Bot 1: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz Bot 3: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz Bot 5: Flyout (F-8) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Bot 8: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz Bot 9: Popout (P-1) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log HJ Kwon EH 4 1 0 0 0 1 .340 Bot 1: Groundout (4-3) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Bot 3: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Wilson De La Cruz Bot 6: Hit by Pitch vs. Wilson De La Cruz Bot 8: Reach on Error (E5) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Bot 9: Strikeout vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log Mike Fusilli EH 5 0 2 1 0 1 .455 Bot 2: Strikeout vs. Wilson De La Cruz Bot 4: Flyout (F-7) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Bot 6: Flyout (F-7) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Bot 8: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz (1 RBI) Bot 9: Double vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log Joe Materrorist EH 5 1 2 1 0 0 .457 Bot 2: Groundout (5-3) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Bot 4: Popout (P-3) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Bot 6: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz Bot 8: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz (1 RBI) Bot 9: Groundout (5-3) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log Brian Mangan 3 0 0 0 1 1 .359 Bot 2: Strikeout vs. Wilson De La Cruz Bot 4: Flyout (F-8) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Bot 6: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Wilson De La Cruz Bot 8: Walk vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log Akaash Mehta EH 3 0 0 0 1 2 .000 Bot 3: Flyout (F-8) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Bot 5: Strikeout vs. Wilson De La Cruz Bot 6: Strikeout vs. Wilson De La Cruz Bot 8: Walk vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log Naijia Huang EH 2 0 2 1 2 0 1.000 Bot 3: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz Bot 5: Walk vs. Wilson De La Cruz Bot 7: Double vs. Wilson De La Cruz Bot 8: Walk vs. Wilson De La Cruz (1 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Ilya Zherebetskiy EH 4 0 0 0 0 1 .000 Bot 3: Reach on Error (E3) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Bot 5: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Wilson De La Cruz Bot 7: Groundout (1-3) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Bot 8: Strikeout vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log Team Totals 35 3 9 3 5 6 .257 2B: Mike Fusilli, Naijia Huang. HBP: HJ Kwon. Team LOB: 12

Pitching IP H R ER BB K ERA Wilson De La Cruz (W, 1-1) 9.0 9 3 2 5 6 8.15 Team Totals 9.0 9 3 2 5 6 2.00 2B: Wilson De La Cruz (2). HBP: Wilson De La Cruz.

Pitching IP H R ER BB K ERA Brian Mangan (L, 2-2) 3.0 9 10 7 4 3 8.82 Akaash Mehta 0.1 2 4 4 4 0 108.00 Alejandro Sierra 5.2 17 18 8 5 6 12.10 Team Totals 9.0 28 32 19 13 9 19.00 2B: Brian Mangan, Alejandro Sierra. 3B: Alejandro Sierra. HR: Brian Mangan. HBP: Brian Mangan, Akaash Mehta.