An unprecedented 30th game of the year.  

The Yankee Fans evened the season series against the Met Fans/Non-Yankee Lovers by holding on to win 9-8.

Cunningham Park was busy hosting a high school football game and a carny convention, necessitating a return to stupid Peck Park. It was the first game played there since August 9, 2014, when Team Cruzer defeated Team Davy 10-6.

Mike correctly predicted we would hit five home runs. Four were hit by the Yankee fans - two by Yotuel, one by Kevin, and one by Mike, who rounded the bases extending his right arm as if a parrot was perched on it, like first-place Toronto Blue Jays slugger Edwin Encarnacion. Here is how it looked if you were on acid.

The Met fans' lone dinger was a three-run shot from the bat of their captain Roger with two outs in the top of the ninth,  cutting Yankees Fans' lead from 4 to 1. Fernando followed with a walk, but Alvin popped up to short to end both the game and the 5-run inning. Roger is such a good captain, even in a loss.

Of course, Roger twice was called out trying to advance to second base in one inning (he was a courtesy runner for Fernando the second time). Had he made it either time, maybe his home run would have tied the game. What a schmuck. 

The annual Snakes v. Planes game was preempted due to late season subway series, and because Mike refused to captain (silently).

Mike collected his 50th hit of the season. He is only the third player in league history to do so. Also, Fernando reported that Mike farted so hard it shook the bench. Cool.

Mike gave Roger, Slider, and Wilson a ride from Cunningham to Peck in his (rented) car. He immediately regretted letting Roger in, bemoaning the fact that he'll have to deal with a hobo smell in his (rented) car. He then claimed the smell matched Roger's look, so it was all good.

Poop pork

Bill requested the following be added to the Game Notes: Waka

Joel swung at a pitch in a racist manner (tomahawk foul ball.)

Yotuel did that thing he does when he just shows up and dominates, and pitches a bit for fun.

Kevin gave an old lady in a Buick the finger while in traffic. He said to add that to the Game Notes, before saying the inclusion of this fact wasn't necessary. He then gave the same old lady in the same Buick the finger again.

Batting AB R H RBI BB K AVG Alvin Law C-2B 5 0 0 0 0 3 .308 Top 1: Strikeout vs. Kevin Chau Top 3: Strikeout vs. Kevin Chau Top 6: Strikeout vs. Kevin Chau Top 8: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Yotuel Top 9: Flyout (F-6) vs. Yotuel Career Stats · Batting Game Log Davy Andrews SS-P 4 1 1 0 0 0 .504 Top 1: Flyout (F-8) vs. Kevin Chau Top 4: Groundout (6-3) vs. Kevin Chau Top 6: Single vs. Kevin Chau Top 8: Groundout (6-3) vs. Yotuel Career Stats · Batting Game Log Kareem Husaini CF 4 0 1 1 0 2 .333 Top 1: Strikeout vs. Kevin Chau Top 4: Strikeout vs. Kevin Chau Top 6: Double vs. Kevin Chau (1 RBI) Top 9: Groundout (1-3) vs. Yotuel Career Stats · Batting Game Log Adam Slider 1B-2B-3B 3 2 1 0 1 0 .431 Top 2: Reach on Error (E4) vs. Kevin Chau Top 4: Single vs. Kevin Chau Top 6: Flyout (F-6) vs. Kevin Chau Top 9: Walk vs. Yotuel Career Stats · Batting Game Log Ruben Molina Sr. LF 4 1 2 1 0 1 .392 Top 2: Strikeout vs. Kevin Chau Top 4: Single vs. Kevin Chau (1 RBI) Top 7: Flyout (F-8) vs. Yotuel Top 9: Double vs. Yotuel Career Stats · Batting Game Log Joel Hiraldo Comas 2B-SS-C 4 0 0 0 0 0 .318 Top 2: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Kevin Chau Top 4: Flyout (F-8) vs. Kevin Chau Top 7: Groundout (6-3) vs. Yotuel Top 9: Flyout (F-6) vs. Yotuel Career Stats · Batting Game Log Bill Santelises 3B-P 3 1 0 0 1 3 .400 Top 2: Strikeout vs. Kevin Chau Top 5: Strikeout vs. Kevin Chau Top 7: Strikeout vs. Yotuel Top 9: Walk vs. Yotuel Career Stats · Batting Game Log Dennis Cipriati P-1B 4 2 2 1 0 1 .316 Top 3: Strikeout vs. Kevin Chau Top 5: Groundout (3U) vs. Kevin Chau Top 8: Single vs. Yotuel Top 9: Double vs. Yotuel (1 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Roger Cormier RF 4 1 3 3 0 0 .306 Top 3: Groundout (5-3) vs. Kevin Chau Top 5: Double vs. Kevin Chau Top 8: Single (8-6) vs. Yotuel Top 9: Home Run vs. Yotuel (3 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Fernando Guerra EH-DH 2 0 1 1 1 0 .324 Top 3: Hit by Pitch vs. Kevin Chau Top 5: Groundout (3U) vs. Kevin Chau Top 8: Single vs. Yotuel (1 RBI) Top 9: Walk vs. Yotuel Career Stats · Batting Game Log Team Totals 37 8 11 7 3 10 .297 2B: Kareem Husaini, Ruben Molina Sr., Dennis Cipriati, Roger Cormier. HR: Roger Cormier. HBP: Fernando Guerra. Team LOB: 7

Batting AB R H RBI BB K AVG Chris Coleman 3B 5 2 2 0 0 1 .330 Bot 1: Single vs. Dennis Cipriati Bot 3: Flyout (F-7) vs. Dennis Cipriati Bot 5: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Dennis Cipriati Bot 7: Single vs. Davy Andrews Bot 8: Strikeout vs. Bill Santelises Career Stats · Batting Game Log Yotuel LF-P 5 3 4 3 0 0 .611 Bot 1: Home Run vs. Dennis Cipriati (2 RBI) Bot 3: Home Run vs. Dennis Cipriati (1 RBI) Bot 5: Double vs. Dennis Cipriati Bot 7: Single vs. Davy Andrews Bot 8: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Bill Santelises Career Stats · Batting Game Log Kevin Chau P-LF 5 1 1 3 0 2 .398 Bot 1: Strikeout vs. Dennis Cipriati Bot 3: Flyout (F-8) vs. Dennis Cipriati Bot 5: Strikeout vs. Dennis Cipriati Bot 7: Home Run vs. Davy Andrews (3 RBI) Bot 8: Reach on Error (E7) vs. Bill Santelises Career Stats · Batting Game Log Mike Fusilli C 4 2 2 1 1 0 .423 Bot 1: Home Run vs. Dennis Cipriati (1 RBI) Bot 3: Flyout (F-5) vs. Dennis Cipriati Bot 6: Walk vs. Dennis Cipriati Bot 7: Single vs. Davy Andrews Bot 8: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Bill Santelises Career Stats · Batting Game Log Fausto Guzman CF 4 1 2 0 0 1 .360 Bot 1: Flyout (F-7) vs. Dennis Cipriati Bot 4: Strikeout vs. Dennis Cipriati Bot 6: Single vs. Dennis Cipriati Bot 7: Single vs. Davy Andrews Career Stats · Batting Game Log Christos Plakas SS 4 0 1 1 0 0 .303 Bot 1: Groundout (6-3) vs. Dennis Cipriati Bot 4: Groundout (1-3) vs. Dennis Cipriati Bot 6: Groundout (4-3) vs. Dennis Cipriati Bot 7: Single vs. Davy Andrews (1 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Wilson De La Cruz 1B 2 0 0 0 2 2 .188 Bot 2: Walk vs. Dennis Cipriati Bot 4: Strikeout vs. Dennis Cipriati Bot 6: Strikeout vs. Dennis Cipriati Bot 7: Walk vs. Davy Andrews Career Stats · Batting Game Log Andres Vargas RF 4 0 0 0 0 0 .174 Bot 2: Groundout (6-3) vs. Dennis Cipriati Bot 5: Lineout (L-1) vs. Dennis Cipriati Bot 7: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Davy Andrews Bot 7: Groundout (4-3) vs. Davy Andrews Career Stats · Batting Game Log Jose Cornier 2B 4 0 0 0 0 2 .125 Bot 2: Strikeout vs. Dennis Cipriati Bot 5: Reach on Error (E4) vs. Dennis Cipriati Bot 7: Groundout (4-3) vs. Davy Andrews Bot 8: Strikeout vs. Bill Santelises Career Stats · Batting Game Log Team Totals 37 9 12 8 3 8 .324 2B: Yotuel. HR: Yotuel (2), Kevin Chau, Mike Fusilli. Team LOB: 7

Pitching IP H R ER BB K ERA Dennis Cipriati (L, 1-1) 6.0 6 4 4 2 6 9.49 Davy Andrews 1.0 6 5 4 1 0 7.41 Bill Santelises 1.0 0 0 0 0 2 14.59 Team Totals 8.0 12 9 8 3 8 9.00 2B: Dennis Cipriati. HR: Dennis Cipriati (3), Davy Andrews.

Pitching IP H R ER BB K ERA Kevin Chau (W, 5-1) 6.0 5 2 1 0 9 7.38 Yotuel (SV, 1) 3.0 6 6 6 3 1 10.00 Team Totals 9.0 11 8 7 3 10 7.00 2B: Kevin Chau (2), Yotuel (2). HR: Yotuel. HBP: Kevin Chau.

Fielding POS INN PO A E DPT Bill Santelises P 1 0 0 0 0 Davy Andrews P 1 0 0 0 0 Dennis Cipriati P 6 1 1 0 0 Alvin Law C 7 0 0 0 0 Joel Hiraldo Comas C 1 0 0 0 0 Adam Slider 1B 6 4 0 0 0 Chris Coleman (courtesy) 1B 1 1 0 0 0 Christos Plakas (courtesy) 1B 1 1 0 0 0 Dennis Cipriati 1B 1 0 0 0 0 Adam Slider 2B 1 1 2 0 1 Alvin Law 2B 1 1 0 0 0 Joel Hiraldo Comas 2B 6 1 2 1 1 Adam Slider 3B 1 0 0 0 0 Bill Santelises 3B 7 1 0 1 0 Davy Andrews SS 7 2 4 1 1 Joel Hiraldo Comas SS 1 0 1 1 0 Ruben Molina Sr. LF 8 2 0 1 0 Kareem Husaini CF 8 1 1 0 0 Roger Cormier RF 8 0 0 0 0 Team Totals   73 16 11 5 3

Fielding POS INN PO A E DPT Kevin Chau P 6 0 0 0 0 Yotuel P 3 0 1 0 0 Mike Fusilli C 9 0 0 0 0 Wilson De La Cruz 1B 9 7 0 1 0 Jose Cornier 2B 9 3 0 2 0 Chris Coleman 3B 9 0 2 0 0 Christos Plakas SS 9 4 4 0 0 Kevin Chau LF 3 0 1 0 0 Yotuel LF 6 0 0 1 0 Fausto Guzman CF 9 3 1 0 0 Andres Vargas RF 9 0 0 0 0 Team Totals   81 17 9 4 0