Christos' Sexy Six (Christos, Roger, Sergio, Kevin, Mike, Pete) win for the second week in a row, this time defeating a squad helmed by Wilson.

SAW TRANSFORMERS WITH WIFEY, IT WAS FULL OF TWIST, TIME TO SUZY Q AT YANKEE STADIUM HIT UP THE BBM!!!!!!!! may have something (everything) to do with Alejandro Salsa Sierra's Facebook status update the night before. 

There was no love lost between Christos and Slider.

Mark had no business fouling off a fastball up and in. The foul ball, being absurd and all, was pulled so far foul that briefly everyone watching it worried that the cyclist on the other side of the four lane street was going to get hit in the head.

Two attractive young ladies supplied both teams with delicious free Red Bull. Mike expressed his opinion of the gender of the salespeople, saying "Bitches sell! Bitches love smiley face." After someone responded to this, Mike from left field yelled for everyone to hear, "I know what the term misogyny is!" 

As karmic penance for the outburst, Mike ended up not being able to attend Wendy's after the game. He still hates Red Bull because of how bad for you it is. Which it is. But mm, delicious. And free. 

Wilson and Roger, trading words, announced (eventually) that End of Summer Classic XI will take place on September 10th. Tickets on sale soon!

Kevin, Nick, and Mike A each got an "MF-Doom" special...Brian, unfortunately did not...stats twins? I think not!

Mark forgot Sergio at Wendy's and no one in the car reminded him. Dicks.

On the way to Wendy's, Mike's car pulled up alongside us and pretended to do a drive-by. Brian shouted that they had more guns than us and Jake immediately flipped him his only middle finger.

Mike thought John B was at the plate when it was really Joe. John B somewhat insulted alleged they were "fat-racists".

Roger, after Mark drove away with Jake and Mike, but without Sergio - "(counting arms) one two three four five....yup, we have everyone."

As Wilson was walking to the mound in the 8th or 9th, I asked people for the time. John B said, "It's Mom O'Clock." Wilson shook his head and went to the mound.

Mike is only friends with people named Alejandro, and it's just to make fun of them.

Slider managed to jump-duck on a foul ball coming at him down the third base line.

Batting AB R H RBI BB K AVG Roger Cormier EH 4 2 2 1 2 0 .298 Top 1: Walk vs. Jake Gold Top 3: Single vs. Jake Gold Top 4: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Jake Gold Top 6: Walk vs. Jake Gold Top 6: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Jake Gold (1 RBI) Top 8: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log Sergio Herrera EH 6 3 3 0 0 0 .431 Top 1: Groundout (3U) vs. Jake Gold Top 3: Single vs. Jake Gold Top 5: Single vs. Jake Gold Top 6: Single vs. Jake Gold Top 6: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Jake Gold Top 8: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log Christos Plakas 6 1 1 1 0 0 .409 Top 1: Flyout (F-8) vs. Jake Gold Top 3: Flyout (F-7) vs. Jake Gold Top 5: Flyout (F-8) vs. Jake Gold Top 6: Single vs. Jake Gold (1 RBI) Top 6: Popout (P-1) vs. Jake Gold Top 8: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log Kevin Chau EH 5 3 1 1 1 3 .219 Top 1: Strikeout vs. Jake Gold Top 4: Walk vs. Jake Gold Top 5: Strikeout vs. Jake Gold Top 6: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Jake Gold (1 RBI) Top 7: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 8: Strikeout vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log Mike Fusilli EH 3 3 2 3 3 0 .433 Top 2: Groundout (6-3) vs. Jake Gold Top 4: Walk vs. Jake Gold Top 5: Single vs. Jake Gold Top 6: Walk vs. Jake Gold (1 RBI) Top 7: Walk vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 8: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz (2 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log French Pete EH 5 1 3 4 1 1 .700 Top 2: Popout (P-6) vs. Jake Gold Top 4: Walk vs. Jake Gold Top 5: Double vs. Jake Gold (2 RBI) Top 6: Single vs. Jake Gold (2 RBI) Top 7: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 8: Strikeout vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log Joe Materrorist EH 5 1 0 1 0 1 .195 Top 2: Lineout (L-5) vs. Jake Gold Top 4: Strikeout vs. Jake Gold Top 5: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Jake Gold Top 6: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Jake Gold Top 7: Sac Fly (F-8) vs. Wilson De La Cruz (1 RBI) Top 9: Popout (P-1) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log John B. EH 4 1 1 1 1 0 .250 Top 3: Single vs. Jake Gold Top 4: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Jake Gold (1 RBI) Top 5: Lineout (L-5) vs. Jake Gold Top 6: Walk vs. Jake Gold Top 7: Popout (P-5) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 9: Hit by Pitch vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log Nick (Materrorist) EH 5 1 1 2 1 1 .200 Top 3: Walk vs. Jake Gold Top 4: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Jake Gold (1 RBI) Top 6: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Jake Gold Top 6: Single vs. Jake Gold (1 RBI) Top 7: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 9: Strikeout vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log Alejandro Pena EH 4 0 1 1 2 1 .143 Career Stats · Batting Game Log Team Totals 47 16 15 15 11 7 .319 2B: French Pete. SF: Joe Materrorist. HBP: John B. Team LOB: 16

Batting AB R H RBI BB K AVG Alvin Law EH 3 2 1 0 2 1 .245 Bot 1: Groundout (5-3) vs. Christos Plakas Bot 3: Walk vs. Christos Plakas Bot 4: Strikeout vs. Christos Plakas Bot 6: Walk vs. Christos Plakas Bot 8: Single vs. Sergio Herrera Career Stats · Batting Game Log Wilson De La Cruz EH 4 2 0 0 1 1 .395 Bot 1: Walk vs. Christos Plakas Bot 3: Strikeout vs. Christos Plakas Bot 4: Reach on Error (E7) vs. Christos Plakas Bot 6: Groundout (3U) vs. Christos Plakas Bot 8: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Sergio Herrera Career Stats · Batting Game Log Adam Slider EH 2 2 1 2 3 0 .400 Bot 1: Walk vs. Christos Plakas Bot 3: Single vs. Christos Plakas (2 RBI) Bot 4: Reach on Error (E4) vs. Christos Plakas Bot 6: Walk vs. Christos Plakas Bot 8: Walk vs. Sergio Herrera Career Stats · Batting Game Log Mark Rubin EH 4 1 1 2 1 0 .339 Bot 1: Popout (P-5) vs. Christos Plakas Bot 3: Double vs. Christos Plakas (2 RBI) Bot 4: Flyout (F-7) vs. Christos Plakas Bot 6: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Christos Plakas Bot 8: Walk vs. Sergio Herrera Career Stats · Batting Game Log Jake Gold 4 0 1 2 1 2 .500 Bot 1: Strikeout vs. Christos Plakas Bot 3: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Christos Plakas Bot 5: Strikeout vs. Christos Plakas Bot 6: Single vs. Christos Plakas (1 RBI) Bot 8: Walk vs. Sergio Herrera (1 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Brian Mangan EH 5 0 0 1 0 2 .321 Bot 2: Strikeout vs. Christos Plakas Bot 3: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Christos Plakas (1 RBI) Bot 5: Groundout (5-3) vs. Christos Plakas Bot 6: Lineout (L-5) vs. Christos Plakas Bot 8: Strikeout vs. Sergio Herrera Career Stats · Batting Game Log Mike Abrams EH 5 0 1 0 0 2 .333 Bot 2: Strikeout vs. Christos Plakas Bot 3: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Christos Plakas Bot 5: Single vs. Christos Plakas Bot 7: Strikeout vs. Christos Plakas Bot 9: Popout (P-5) vs. Sergio Herrera Career Stats · Batting Game Log Paul Pagano EH 5 0 0 0 0 3 .091 Bot 2: Groundout (1-3) vs. Christos Plakas Bot 3: Strikeout vs. Christos Plakas Bot 5: Strikeout vs. Christos Plakas Bot 7: Popout (P-1) vs. Christos Plakas Bot 9: Strikeout vs. Sergio Herrera Career Stats · Batting Game Log Pepe Moreno EH 4 2 1 0 1 2 .286 Bot 3: Walk vs. Christos Plakas Bot 4: Strikeout vs. Christos Plakas Bot 6: Single vs. Christos Plakas Bot 7: Strikeout vs. Christos Plakas Bot 9: Reach on Error (E4) vs. Sergio Herrera Career Stats · Batting Game Log Piro Espinal EH 3 2 0 0 2 1 .000 Bot 3: Walk vs. Christos Plakas Bot 4: Walk vs. Christos Plakas Bot 6: Strikeout vs. Christos Plakas Bot 8: Groundout (5-3) vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 9: Lineout (L-4) vs. Sergio Herrera Career Stats · Batting Game Log Team Totals 39 11 6 7 11 14 .154 2B: Mark Rubin. Team LOB: 12

Pitching IP H R ER BB K ERA Christos Plakas (W, 4-2) 7.0 5 10 4 8 12 4.62 Sergio Herrera 2.0 1 1 1 3 2 4.84 Team Totals 9.0 6 11 5 11 14 5.00 2B: Christos Plakas.

Pitching IP H R ER BB K ERA Jake Gold (L, 0-2) 6.0 11 13 4 9 4 9.69 Wilson De La Cruz 3.0 4 3 1 2 3 3.86 Team Totals 9.0 15 16 5 11 7 5.00 2B: Jake Gold. HBP: Wilson De La Cruz.